It's too dark to read inside a dog, but you can try:
I didn't do it! so tell her and let me get my rest.
My favorite west coast lass is a birthday girl today! Much love and sloppy birthday kisses to the charming and generous Ann Marie. She gave me dog treats and my most beloved water bowl so she now has my forever love. In other news, I've now been groomed. I'm not a shaved weasel this time though as I got a "cocker cut". Embarassing pictures to be taken en masse and plastered everywhere by my never failing girl soon I'm sure. Flailed by Flan Comment9:30 PM
The Mis-education of Miss Flannery My girl now has a boy which makes him - for simplicity's sake - my boy as well! Wowzers yowzers, another hand to scratch the belly and with which to feed me bacon. He doesn't call me ratdog or threaten to punt me across the room like a football like the last one either - good times! I get to spend the first two weeks in May with him while the girl goes gallavanting across the country. I figure this will be enough time to finish up my housetraining of him so that he knows when I subtly roll on my back with my legs very daintly stuck in the air as if I'm dead it means, "Belly rub, suckah!" Flailed by Flan Comment3:46 PM