Flannery Flailings
Flannery Flailings




It's too dark to read inside a dog, but you can try:

I didn't do it!
so tell her
and let me get my rest.

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Tuesday, August 12, 2003
Today, a man came into the bookshop, pointed at me, and told my girl, "If it were a bit bigger you'd have yourself a dog there."

Ha, ha, *nip!*

Yeah, I might be small but that just means I'm at a perfect height to bite your ankle, mister. Before you open your big mouth you might want to stop and think about that crutch you saw leaning against the bookstore as you entered. It might be there as a customer service for those who learn their lesson *after* mocking me. Or it could be there because the building is trying to qualify for a liability claim on its insurance.

Why don't you test it out, huh?

Flailed by Flan 6:35 PM