It's too dark to read inside a dog, but you can try:
I didn't do it!
so tell her
and let me get my rest.
The girl can be so obnoxious sometimes. This morning I was rolling over and in a shocked voice she said, "Look! The dog *can* move!" and only mocked me more as I flopped back over and scooted on my stomach to nudge her with my nose.Friday, November 01, 2002
I move! All the time! Promise.
So, we've had the house to ourselves for the past couple of weeks and it's been grand. The best part of the deal is that when she goes away she leaves be INSIDE of the house instead of on the PORCH. I'm glad we're finally becoming civilized around here though I have a feeling all of this shall disappear when Captain Squawk returns.
The guests will probably also stopped. We just had a nice one last week (nice legs) and then we're expecting another one in a couple of days. I wish the girl would befriend some girls once in a while. Ones with nice manicured nails maybe.
Just a thought.
Flailed by Flan 9:37 PM
I forgot to say - the girl tried to make me wear wings.
I definitely think that I need to redefine and clarify the boundaries in our relationship.
Flailed by Flan 8:23 AM
I haven't had too much to post about lately mostly because I live with a slug who likes nothing better than to curl up in her pajamas under a large comforter. I want excitement! adventure! thrills and chills! or at least to have my belly scratched more often.
I've been wearing a Lemony Snicket badge ("Please don't ask me about Lemony Snicket Day. October 30 2002) for a month now. It's over and guess what I still have on my collar? Yeah, that's right.
How am I suppose to retain my glamorous fashionable repose if I'm constantly out of date? Of course, I do like quite stunning in orange.
Flailed by Flan 8:21 AM
