It's too dark to read inside a dog, but you can try:
I didn't do it!
so tell her
and let me get my rest.
The girl isn't always as daft as she looks which I guess would be near impossible to do, unless you're a gerbil. My latest trick - which goes completely unappreciated by her - is when she tells me to "Stay." I prentend that she's saying "Stay.. ish" I more or less stay still but then I start inching my way to the closest thing which I can hide under. I figure if I pretend that I'm more or less staying than she should too. But, no. She feels the need to point my flaws out even though I never would dare reciprocate in something so rude. And I could say a thing or two about how she looks when she wakes up in the morning too.Thursday, October 16, 2003
Flailed by Flan 2:31 PM
Another danger to being a bookshop dog
Flailed by Flan 11:59 AM
